Pimpin Yo'Momma since 1987

Monday, November 03, 2003

Well, i'm a day late in updating. Mainly because of what i did over the weekend. Anyways. Let's cover what i did last week. Better yet, let's say what i remember

Monday - Nothing
Tuesday - Nothing
Wednesday - Nothing
Thursday- Nothing
Friday - My friend Kirk from middle school came down and visited me all the way up from packwood washington. He came around 5:00 in the evening. It was halloween so we got to pass out candy to kids and watch some movies on the tv. Well, ok only one movie, wishmaster 4. I love the demon in that movie, he's always destroying people and making them cry. I love the line "I wish you would put up a better fight" some guy says to the demon when he's a pussy human trying to fight back against the bouncer. Then the demon goes "Your wish is granted'. Then the demon goes all bad ass and RUINS HIS SHIT. He grabs the guys hand and sqeezes it until it exploded. I thought that was hardcore. Then after that, We watched Jason X on my DVD player in my room. As corney as the movie looks, it's actually pretty good. I recomend it

Saturday - Ah yes. Saturday was a hell of a long day. First we woke up around 6:30 because my mom had forced me to go to acolyte day with the bishop which is in corvallis. She also invited Kirk to come along, so he did. This event happens once every year. So we had to be at our church around 7:15 and my mom always wakes us up TOO DAMN EARLY. So that was a problem. Anyways, we got to the church, got in our assigned cars and headed out twards corvalis. Having nothing to do for an hour in the car, i just sat back and jammed to my Crystal Method CD i yanked from my english class. When we got there, we put our vestments on and later proceded into the church where the ceremony was being held and had a ball. The new bishop, Johncy Itty was there and we were all excited on meeting him. I'll admit, he's a great guy, but he cant sing. After wards we went to watch the OSU beavers take on the University of Arizona wildcats and oh my god. Arizona got stomped by OSU 52-26. So that was enjoyable. After the game, we all went out to burger king to get some dinner, then we headed on back.

Oh, The day isn't over yet

Around 8:00, me and kirk got back to my house and hung out with my dad for a while. Then we decided to go to where kirk and his mom were staying and pick up his paintball gun and play around with it. But we needed ammo. So we walked from my house all the way up to walmart and bought 100 Paintballs and some C02 canisters. After that, we took the bus all the way up to where kirk's mom was and got the gun. After he introduced me to everyone that was there, we then went back on the bus and headed back twards my house. It's a good thing no cops were on the bus, i might have gotten my ass capped. But since it was really
Late in the day for shooting stuff, we said that we would shoot things in the morning.

Think that's it for the day? Hell No

At 11:30, Kirk had invited me to go see the Rocky horror picture show which was playing at that one theatre next to cleavland highschool. Me, being that i have never even been to one of these performances, was in for one hell of a shock. I got into the theatre at 11:30 at night, and it was like a party. People having a blast even before the movie was starting. There were first performances by some of the people in the audidence that have basicly memorized the whole movie. Then they had "Virgin Call" where people who had never seen the movie were invited onto the stage for some fun. They had the group that was full of 17 and under just get yelled at by the people in the audience saying "FUCK" and then the announcer guy would say. "Congratulations, you've just been fucked by 83 people all at once". But me, trying to be cool and relying on my friend kirks information, i posed as an 18 year old and it worked. Kirk said that the 18+ crowd would get auctioned off to people in the audience. Like girls would buy you and stuff. Well let me say this. Kirk must have been smoking crack because i didn't get auctioned off, but rather... well. You'll have to talk to me in real life to find out the true story. Anyways, the movie was pretty cool. Although people were making fun of the people in the movie, because they knew what to say when there was pauses in between lines. So i guess i should rent it to really hear what they said.

After the movie, the ride that me and kirk were going to get a ride home with had to leave, because her husband wasn't feeling so well. So kirk used his massive macking skills and got us a ride with 2 college chicks that we didn't even know. One of them was pretty cool looking. Anyways, since we were a little hyper after the whole ordeal, even though it was about 2:00 in the morning at that time, they asked us what we wanted to do or where we should go. I quote kirk "Well, anywhere but home!". Since they were really basicly new to oregon, they only knew one place in particular. A starbucks in Beaverton. Well isn't that great. Coffee at 2:00 at night with complete strangers. I think that's kick ass. So we had coffee and we learned eachothers names and where everyone goes to school. Then after about 15 minutes we decided to head back home. They droped me and kirk off at my house and we said good bye. Kirk, trying to act like he's so cool the whole time, actually managed to get a kiss from one of them, even though he looked like he was so desperate. Me, i just stayed formal and said good bye. Don't call me a pussy or anything but I don't think that boning people who are 7 years older than you is my style. After that we got back at my house around 3:30 AM. We at this time were hella tired so we just went to bed. But then at like 4:00 i had the maddest nosebleed ever, but i wont go into detail there. I don't even know how the hell it happened, it just did.


Sunday - Ahh sunday, this wasn't so long. I woke up around 9:45 which is about 15 minutes later then when i usualy go to church. Since i promised everyone at the game i was going to be there at church. Which ment that i would have to give up shooting the paint ball gun. But i got to keep a canister of 100 paintballs to myself. Kirk had to go home around 11:00 or so in the morning because when i got back, like he said, he was gone. How ever, the major event of the evening was my churches Centenial "Celebrating Being Around For 100 Years" so that was fun. Free food, free drinks, talk to friends etc.. So that was all good.

And i am writing this today on 11/3/03 at 10:24 at night, and i started writing around 10:00. So damn. This is a lot of typing. I hope you can see that this week i did some stuff. And i'm still tired from saturday so i bid you all adeau and good night.

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