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Friday, May 28, 2004

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Monday - Not too much happened that i can remember. The internet was down ONCE again because the damn district has a problem with virus's, so i couldnt access my email and print off crucial stuff. Mark and sean invited me to go to LanSlide this weekend. Free lan party with like 50 people at Holiday Inn Express down in North West, so that might be tight. We started to watch The Last Samurai in history class for no reason, w00t.

Tuesday - Got out at the usual time and went to get my kick ass Taco Bell and some help with math. In my math class, the seniors had a math final they had to take, but since Slebos likes to make surprises, he made the whole class take the senior math final which covered "THE ENTIRE YEAR". Including first semester, i was fucked from the begining because i had studied like 2 hours over the 2nd semester materials. So when i took the first part, i was clueless as what to do. So that sucked. Also this was the seniors last day. Man , I actually got to know a lot of seniors this year. We didnt have many pranks going on this year, we only had one fire drill and that was during History

Wednesday - We had the 2nd part of the math final, which this part was over the 2nd semester material that i had studied for the past few days. I didn't do too hot on it either way because for me, studying never works right for me no matter what i do. We started to watch The Fast And The Furious in english so Mr. Melton could show us all these "Neat Camera Angles", yeah right. The movie was awesome though because i've never seen it before, so there were a ton of pimp rides in that movie. That charger in the end of the movie was bad ass.

Thursday - Nothing much happened thursday, except i got all the forms for Lan Slide printed out, so i'm ready to roll this weekend.

Friday - Interesting day. I get to school at the regular time, then the fire alarm goes off and we're thinking "It's the seniors getting revenge probably". Because there were still seniors at the school. So it's raining like mad outside and we all go out to the parking lot behind E-Wing. All the kids from CST and MCT were out in the same area, so since we had nothing to do, Sean got out his hackey sack and we had an idea since all the kids from both classes were there, we decided to play a huge game of 500 out in the Parking Lot. Me, Sean, Jordan, David, Devin, Ben, and Evan were just chilling outside, in the rain, playing 500 with a small hackey sack for about an hour. When we got back inside, the fire alarm went off again, so we went back out for some more 500 action. Then when it was all over we went back to CST for like 5 minutes because the whole Fire Drill thing screwed up our schedule. So we went to 3rd period from there

When i got to english, it turned out that a water main in C-Wing had ruptured, flooding all of C-Wing pretty bad. The water main was for all the sprinklers in the school, so that set off the fire alarm, shooting down the suspicion it was seniors. So we just watched the end of Fast and the Furious. When it was time for 4th, Richard said he had given me something to give Mr. Slebos. Heh, it was nice drawing he did of slebos with him pointing while winking saying "APPLY YOURSELF! FACTOR, AND THEN REDUCE!". I gave it to Mr. Slebos and he actually thought it was funny. During 4th period we had ANOTHER fire drill go off, this time it was fake. So we got to just hang out in front of the school this time. When that was over we all went back to math until that period ended.

During lunch, Sean randomly came up and just chilled with me up in meltons room. Then Sam "oh boy", came up also because he thought Tech Pep was still going to be published, but it wasnt because as i learned monday, Tech Pep had been cancled for the rest of the year due to funding issues, so that was extremely gay because i had written a review of Van Helsing over that weekend which i was going to print off monday, but we had that damn virus issue once again. Sam was dinking around on an iMac looking for Netscape Communicator "Don't ask why, but he wanted to listen to some 'Internet Radio' site" and found out that someone had deleted it. Sean was just messing with Sam and told him that he deleted Netscape because no one uses it "Truth right there, i use Firefox here at home though", and Sam just smacked Sean on the back of his head real hard for no reason. Now, this was unprovoked, so Sean took extreme notice of this and almost kicked Sams ass right there. I wouldnt blame him but Sean knows how to keep it cool, instead he told Melton and Melton, not knowing what really happened, told sean "Well you probably deserved it :D". But we explained it more what happened and Melton actaully understood what really went wrong so we settled it all out.

Since Sam has "Mental Problems", Melton decided he needed to call Sams mom to tell her what happened. He had me write up what exactly happened so i did that. But i thought it was funny, something very small turned out to be a major incident. So that was a little amusing.

When i got home, i found out the DSL was dead, so i tried the usual trouble shooting and couldnt figure out what was wrong. My dad told me he would fix it when he got back from getting some music from a friend of his. So he left around 5:00 and said he would be back at 7:00. So i took a famous 20 minute nap at 5:00 and woke up at 7:00. He got back and we found out nothing was wrong with the DSL, but the Ethernet HUB died. I don't know how it happened, but it just died. So we replaced the HUB with a switch and now everything works great here.

Cant wait till sunday to go to Lan Slide, hope i get a ride back home

Friday, May 21, 2004

After that whole illness thing on the weekend that i have almost gotten over, i just still have a cough and my ears popping, i can start from tuesday.

Tuesday - No late opening, just the usual schedule. I had gotten back to CST to find out that the administration had changed all our passwords on our computers but my computer had an exception, whatever they did, it wouldnt start up at all, so that was extremely gay. I got pwned so badly because of that so i had to take the computer to the new tech guy at our school and he gave it to MCT to fix. Which means i'll never see it back ever again. After school i went to PSU for some Taco Bell and tutoring, then back to Benson for my last day of Night School. I was the only one who did the Final over the weekend so i felt proud of myself. Finished night school and went home!

Wednesday - Nothing really happened that day except i still didn't have my computer from CST back. So i still had nothing to do that day except watch nick and matt play Magic Punk, a fun little puzzle fighter game from the makers of Gunbound. It's pretty addicting i will admit that. Also when i got home, i found my old guitar that i somehow misplaced a few years ago. It was upstairs in the attic in a corner. So now that i found it, i think i'll start to learn how to play it. It's an old ass acoustic but it still works good.

Thursday - Nothing much happened thursday. Just school in general. I had to go that bible study that my mom makes me go to every Thursday but no one was there except Me, my mom, David and Jennifer. So all we did was just hang out till 8:00 then we all went home.

Friday - Today was crazy but i'll explain that in the end. Me and my mom had a fight on the way to school but i'll explain that in the end. When i got to CST, 1st period right when it started, we went into lockdown because some "Suspicious character with 'Violent Intentions' " Got into the school and spooked the administration. So we were in lockdown from 8:15 till 9:20. At 9:32 we went to watch the VICA assembly along with the senior end of the year video. The VICA video was boring, just random people milling around doing things, and the Senior video was total ass this year. The only cool thing about it was just the opening part with the intro from Final Fantasy 8 on it. That's all.

Anyways the crazy part of the day was that my mom had gotten spooked by my mid term so bad that she basicaly went insane. She said that she was going to make me drop out of high school and join this community college program that's for high schoolers. That would mean i would permanently leave benson and the class of 05 which has 400+ students and join a class with 30 people for the next few years. Since i have been at benson for 3 years now, something like this sounded retarded because first off, i dont want to get a fucking GED. I want to get a Diploma from Benson.

But the thing that scared me the most was that she said that plans for this have already been started and i quote "You're going to do this no matter what and there's nothing you can do about it". This scared the living shit out of me because no one had told me of this in the past few days or even weeks. She made it sound like no matter what i was going to be doing this and leaving everyone at Benson behind. So when i got to school i left a message on my Dad's cell telling him what the hell was going on. When i got out of 4th period, he called me exactly AND I MEAN EXACTLY "This was freaky" right as it ended, because we had a special schedule, it was freaky. Anyways i talked to him about what was going on and he was totaly confused becuase he had no idea my mom was going to be doing this. He said that he would make sure i would stay in Benson because i protested this to the extreme with my mom. I almost never get into fights with my parents but this is a fight i needed to participate in. I will not leave Benson at all because i am now to involved in this school to leave at senior year. I know way too many people and i can't just leave them behind either. I made this point really clear to my mom and she still doesnt see it.

So i hope to god this all gets settled and i still get to continue going to Benson instead of some "Community College". I mean come on, this sounds retarded

Monday, May 17, 2004

AND TO FINISH OFF THE DAY, MAX HAS A FEW WORDS OF WISDOM...

I need some nyquil damnit, who has some?

THE AFTERNOON EXCLUSIVE

I'm still fucking sick god damnit, go away

I'm Bored, I'm sick, so today i'm going to blog at least once every time of the day. As in the morning, afternoon and evening. This is an exclusive people!!

Anyways. I got this ugly cold like saturday and i don't know how. I woke up feeling fine as usual. Then around 9:00, i started to get a sore throat and i couldnt find out why that was. So i figured A.) It was just something strange in the air or B.) I was going to *GASP* get sick for the first time in 2004. Unfortinatly choice B struck me when i woke up sunday. So that was really lame.

I hate colds. They really piss me off cause i always feel like shit. Of course it will go away after a while but still, i only get like one or two colds a year. So i woke up today, with a sore throat, a stuffed up nose and a mad headache. It gets even worse if there's a lot of light outside so i don't understand that. I'm not a goth damnit!!! :P.

So back on track, i woke up at 7:30am to see if i could face the challange of school today. I tried to find out if my body could take it. Judging of how tired i was early in the day, i figured i would probably fall asleep "Or pass out" during a class because for some reason, this cold makes me extremely exhausted, and this is new.... Also the fact that light makes my head hurt like a bitch for some reason made me think "Bah, lets just chill at home today". So here you go, i'm chillin at home

I still haven't had breakfast yet, but i'm still chillin on AIM and i played a few games of Gunbound with Matt from here because Matt never does his work in CST. I also chatted with Nick a little but that's what s goin down right now.

Also i'm listenin to a bumpin Trance internet stream. I used to listen to Di.Fm back in the day when their 128k bit stream was still free, but now they charge for it. So i checked out iTunes "Because my iPod was in the state of recharging" and the radio stations and found a tight 160kbps stream. P h i l o s o m a t i k a, it's a great stream if you like trance/techno "Free publicity guys ;)". So check it out if you like it.

I should go get some breakfast... Expect more updates later

Friday, May 14, 2004

I logged on the blogger the other day to find that the whole site had been recently redone, along with adding new templates. So i browsed the template and found that this one was pretty kick ass, so that explains the new look to the site. I spent a few minutes trying to figure out where to put the links on my page and beleive me it took a while because the HTML here was confusing. Instead of having my webcam, i just decided to make the profile picture here my permanent picture because who looks at this site anyways? Anyways, on with the show.

Monday - The whole portland pulbic school district got hit with a nasty ass trojan so it shut down the interent all over the school district so that was extremely gay. How ever, you could still use AOL instant messanger but not Internet Explorer, so that was strange. I was spending all of CST scanning my hard drive and it found the trojan and removed it, but this one file, ctfmon.exe, or something like that, was eating up 100% of my CPU power most of the time, so that was queer. I couldnt remove that program no matter what i did. So i didnt do anything in CST period except combat that virus.

Tuesday - We had a half day because the district decided to cancel all of our remaining late openings at benson. So we got out at 12:30. I didnt have anything to do, but Mark and Heather invited me to go with them and Ben, Phill, Jeff and Matt to see Van Hellsing at the Lloyd Cinema. So i figured what the hell why not go. The movie itself really didn't have much of a plot. It's just "Let's kill random fictional characters for no reason". The action was somewhat cheesy but i liked it. After the movie i had to jet to PSU for some tutoring and some Taco Bell because Taco Bell is the best fast food ever. Then it was back to Benson once again for night school. Only one more session left!!! Oh yeah, i brought doom legacy with me to put on all the CST computers so that our whole class could have massive Doom 2 Coop action.

Wednesday - We had a sub in slebos, so that was cool. Other than that nothing else really happened except that we had a spanish test that i think i pimped becuase i knew what i was doing on it.

Thursday - Man thursday was messed up. During 4th period, a Jones Soda truck pulled up to the front of the school and they were handing out free Jones soda to anyone that came up to the truck, so all these freshman coming back from the Gym got a free Jones soda, but the gayest thing ever, Mr Otopaul came out and told the truck to leave the school. WTF!?!?!?! It's not against the law what they're doing!! So all the stinky ass freshman got a Jones soda and i didn't, so that was really fucking lame, I'm still pissed off because Jones soda is the best soda in the world.

The next thing was that after 4th period, i went to put my backpack in meltons room and go get some rice, when i came back after lunch, the room was locked. So when Eric and Charlie came up, we couldnt go in the room. So we just decided to go to the Gym and laugh at the freshman. Well not really, we just hung out on the bleechers. Plus the freshman were out bowling and all the T.A.'s were there all alone playing basket ball. So we laughed at how much Nick sucked ass at basketball.

When 6th period ended, i went back to see if melton had come back yet and it turned out he hadn't. So i had to go to spanish class without my backpack so that was hella lame. Near the end of 7th period i went back to see if melton was back, AND HE STILL WASN'T BACK!!!! ugh. So i had to go the main office to see if i could get the key to his room. I got troy to unlock the door for me and i got my backpack back just in time for 8th period.

I got to history and Lilibo had some weird thing going on. He had some sort of Etheopian Coffee Set on his desk, along with some popcorn and bread. We had our 70's test that day which was basicaly an essay test. I did pretty well on it i think. Then we started to watch Master and Commander. I saw that movie earlier in the year in the Theatres when it first came out so i knew what happened in the movie. How did this relate to the 70's? Don't ask me...

Friday - Boring day, except we had the diversity assembly after CST. There was a Job Training workshop going on in the cafeteria that was for the seniors, but Mr. Diss said that we could go to. Knowing how much i LOVE CST, I decided to go to this workshop. Some dude was down there giving people the talk that Mr Melton gave us earlier in the year, so most of the stuff he talked about i already knew, so it was boring.

The diversity assembly this year was pretty boring, mainly it was the same stuff last year, the dragon dance, african drum dances, fashion show and the works. Once again, i declare its not a diverse assembly because, THERE WERE NO WHITE PEOPLE PERIOD. Cant forget the crackers bitches!!! :(

So theres this week once again

Friday, May 07, 2004

Yet another boring and lame week, oh well lets do the recap

From the middle school overnight last friday - sunday, it was a pretty fun time. The staff that was there, me, brittney, katie, brian, nick and luke, we got to know eachother real quick. I thought katie was cool because we had the exact same taste in music. We took all of friday getting to know eachother basicaly. Since we were so cool, we all decided to sleep in one room. The senior staff didnt seem to care friday but they were afriad that "Oh snap! They might have sex down there if they all sleep in one room!". Unfortianatly, that didnt happen at all but we all stayed up till about 4 in the morning talking about random stuff. Saturday - Sunday the kids came and we all had a fun time. Big water fight at 2:00 in the afternoon, so that was cool. That's all i can really remember

Monday - School was same old same old, except we had a sub in CST. That was sweet. So i played gunbound with matt the whole time. The sub kept asking me what i was doing, so i said i was "Helping to test out the netcode in a program that we are making". He beleived it so i felt cool. That was the only thing worthy of note.

Tuesday - We had the same sub in CST the next day. But instead of playing gunbound, i decided to play around with DOS and send netsends to everyone. I made a batch file that sent infinite loops to a specific person for everyone in the class. So they had better not mess. I actually did chapter 3 questions too. After schoo, the usual PSU and Nightschool thing.

Wednesday - Diss was back in CST. The sub had left him a note saying that i was disruptive to the class. I was like "WTF!??!" How the hell was i disruptive. All i was doing was what everyone else in the damn class was doing. Either gunbound or work. I swear to god every teacher that ever comes into the room is automaticly against me for no reason. So Diss gave me a lecture for like 5 minutes "DONT BE DISRUPTIVE" even though i dont know what the hell i did that was wrong and caused me to be "Disruptive". So that was queer. That's the only thing i remember about that day

Thursday - Nothing realy interesting happened that day, except that i went to watch like 40 kids play football in the field without wearing any protection. So that looked hardcore. Nick invited me to play, but i saw what was going on and came to the conclusion that my body would probably snap in half if i played, so i just decided to watch the game instead. I had to do my speach in spanish that i hadn't even begun to memorize. So when 7th period came, we practiced for 10 minutes non stop. When it came to my groups turn, i magicly remembered all my lines correctly, i felt skilled there.

Friday - Man today was weird. First in my english class, we had a sub and i swear to god, she looked like a complete hooker. Orange hair, fishnet stalkings, big black boots and a small shirt. Weird ass looking person. During english, me, Dan and Richard were bored because we had finished all of our work, so i decided to whip out my iPod and just blast random songs like Uncle Fucker, from south park. The sub heard the song from the desk and she wanted to listen to it. Instead of taking it away, she thought the song was great. ahahaha, dan and richard were cracking up because they thought i would get owned so bad, but she liked the song and thanked me. I was like "lolololololol"

The lame part of the day was that the sub had ditched the class at lunchtime and 6th period so i had no where to go today. So i decided to follow nick and his group of people and just talk about random shit. Like alex and me and nick talked about how pimp the Bozar was in Fallout 2, along with other things in that game that made it awesome. After lunch, i followed nick to Mrs Petersons class and be a fake T.A for the day. So i just hung out in the gym 6th period laughing at all the weak freshman struggle to jog for 5 minutes. Holy crap, these kids could barely keep a pace going. In the last 10 minutes of 6th period, me, Nick, Getachu and Steven decided to play a few games of 13 before the period ended.

The coolest part of the day? Seeing two hot ass lesbians on the bus gropeing eachother. Oh man that was cool, almost poped one

So yep, there's the weekly recap once again.

 
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